5 things that bug me,daily.
I come across some seriously annoying things that really grind my gears.. ya know? i need to get these off my chest.
1) Selling stuff anywhere on the internet for way more than its worth— 500$ for your crappy couch on craigslist that you got as a hand-me-down from your 90 year old grandmother?? 250$ for that ring your ex-BF probably got out of a gumball machine???seriously your sh*t is not worth Gold. you’re lucky if its worth any copper, for that matter. Just throw your crap off a bridge and earn money the old fashioned way— working for it.
2) Kissy Face- WHO THE EFF TOLD YOU THAT IS ATTRACTIVE??? YOU LOOK LIKE A DUCK JUST STOP IT, YOU INSECURE UGLY FAILURE!!!!!!
here is a song dedicated to your awfulness:
3) Posting a status every time you go to the gym— we all know you’re lazy just like the rest of us. Just because you got bored, had nothing else to do, so you drove to the gym to sit on an exercise bike for 10 minutes does not do any good for you when you counter act it with 500 liters of alcohol every week you stupid bish. Go ahead and check in to the gym once a month and pretend you’re there every day. You’re still fat.
4) Complaining on facebook about your boredom- When you cannot use the correct spelling for their, there, your or you’re then i suggest you pick up a damn book and stop telling us you’re bored you uneducated fool.
5) Reaching out to your facebook friends for a job- “whose hiring?” First of all, its spelled ‘who is’. second of all, if you are not friends with employers or job recruiters of any kind, you will likely not get a job through facebook, and IF you do, you will just end up bartending like the rest of them. Learn a new trade, send out resumes and move forward in your life. THats right. im judging.
